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BREAKING: Good Burger Announces it Will Close All Stores in Russia

Brendan Osorio 3/19/22 Brendan Osorio 3/19/22

BREAKING: Good Burger Announces it Will Close All Stores in Russia

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Whoops! Blizzard Changes McCree’s Name to Billy The Cosby

Brendan Osorio 8/28/21 Brendan Osorio 8/28/21

Whoops! Blizzard Changes McCree’s Name to Billy The Cosby

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Deepak Chopra Unsure What to do Now That Onlyfans Bans Pornography

Brendan Osorio 8/20/21 Brendan Osorio 8/20/21

Deepak Chopra Unsure What to do Now That Onlyfans Bans Pornography

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Fans Outraged After Discovering Zero Watermelon Videos on Gallagher’s OnlyFans

Brendan Osorio 6/15/21 Brendan Osorio 6/15/21

Fans Outraged After Discovering Zero Watermelon Videos on Gallagher’s OnlyFans

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I Moved Back Home and I’m Still Depressed and Can’t Sleep, and I’m Pretty Sure That’s Okay

Brendan Osorio 6/15/21 Brendan Osorio 6/15/21

I Moved Back Home and I’m Still Depressed and Can’t Sleep, and I’m Pretty Sure That’s Okay

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Trump is Off Facebook for 2 Years, but we Won’t be Happy Until Bumble Bans Him

Brendan Osorio 6/5/21 Brendan Osorio 6/5/21

Trump is Off Facebook for 2 Years, but we Won’t be Happy Until Bumble Bans Him

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Can I Seamlessly Introduce Magnum P.I. Into Dungeons and Dragons?

Brendan Osorio 6/5/21 Brendan Osorio 6/5/21

Can I Seamlessly Introduce Magnum P.I. Into Dungeons and Dragons?

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CDC Says Vaccinated People no Longer Need to Wear Masks, but you Will Look Like a Jerk

Brendan Osorio 6/3/21 Brendan Osorio 6/3/21

CDC Says Vaccinated People no Longer Need to Wear Masks, but you Will Look Like a Jerk

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Aaron Rodgers, Guest Host of Jeopardy, Has all the Answers Except How to Deal with the Soul Crushing Realization He'll Never Win Another Super Bowl

Brendan Osorio 4/9/21 Brendan Osorio 4/9/21

Aaron Rodgers, Guest Host of Jeopardy, Has all the Answers Except How to Deal with the Soul Crushing Realization He'll Never Win Another Super Bowl

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Breaking: Netflix’s History of Swear Words will not Cover ‘Barnacles’

Brendan Osorio 1/2/21 Brendan Osorio 1/2/21

Breaking: Netflix’s History of Swear Words will not Cover ‘Barnacles’

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“I Didn’t Contract COVID-19, I’m Just It’s Attorney Now!” Says Giuliani

Brendan Osorio 12/6/20 Brendan Osorio 12/6/20

“I Didn’t Contract COVID-19, I’m Just It’s Attorney Now!” Says Giuliani

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NY Jets to Start an Actual Goose at QB Next Week in Order to Lose More Effectively

Brendan Osorio 12/6/20 Brendan Osorio 12/6/20

NY Jets to Start an Actual Goose at QB Next Week in Order to Lose More Effectively

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Public Service Announcement: Nobody Cares About Your Cat Story, Not Even Your Cat

Brendan Osorio 12/6/20 Brendan Osorio 12/6/20

Public Service Announcement: Nobody Cares About Your Cat Story, Not Even Your Cat

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Jeff Bezos Will Help Put the First Woman on the Moon While Also Still Being Super Evil

Brendan Osorio 12/6/20 Brendan Osorio 12/6/20

Jeff Bezos Will Help Put the First Woman on the Moon While Also Still Being Super Evil

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BREAKING: New Xbox Smoking is not Defect, it’s Just Cooking You Delicious Meats

Brendan Osorio 12/5/20 Brendan Osorio 12/5/20

BREAKING: New Xbox Smoking is not Defect, it’s Just Cooking You Delicious Meats

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Wonder Woman 1984 to be Released Exclusively on Laserdisc

Brendan Osorio 12/3/20 Brendan Osorio 12/3/20

Wonder Woman 1984 to be Released Exclusively on Laserdisc

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Governor De Santis Offer to Host Mortal Kombat Tournament in Florida

Brendan Osorio 12/3/20 Brendan Osorio 12/3/20

Governor De Santis Offer to Host Mortal Kombat Tournament in Florida

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The Croods 2 Receives Massive Backlash for Scene Depicting the Invention of Fascism

Brendan Osorio 12/1/20 Brendan Osorio 12/1/20

The Croods 2 Receives Massive Backlash for Scene Depicting the Invention of Fascism

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Tom Brady Admits Lackluster Performance Recently may be due to Him Running out of Werewolf Blood Needed for the Dark Ritual that Keeps Him Young

Brendan Osorio 12/1/20 Brendan Osorio 12/1/20

Tom Brady Admits Lackluster Performance Recently may be due to Him Running out of Werewolf Blood Needed for the Dark Ritual that Keeps Him Young

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How Many Times Can I Text My Friend Greg a Picture of Seth Rogen Before He Asks Me To Stop?

Brendan Osorio 12/1/20 Brendan Osorio 12/1/20

How Many Times Can I Text My Friend Greg a Picture of Seth Rogen Before He Asks Me To Stop?

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