“I Didn’t Contract COVID-19, I’m Just It’s Attorney Now!” Says Giuliani

Sunday it was reported that Rudy Giuliani had contracted COVID-19, however the former mayor of New York seems to have a different story. According to him the virus has hired him to represent him. It was President Trump who initially tweeted out the news but Giuliani then responded with his own tweet insisting that the president was just jealous of his new client and was simply lashing out.

While this all sounds hard to believe, many close to Giuliani are actually supporting his claims. One white house aide seems to think this partnership will be very good for the country, “It’s really a win - win situation. President Trump wasn’t even really trying to stop the virus, now they can work together with Rudy’s mediating and actually get something done before he leaves office.”

No word yet on how Giuliani is supposed to be practically representing the COVID-19 virus legally but we hope to hear more soon. Sources still believe that Giuliani is presently checked into Georgetown University Medical Center, so it’s unclear why he would be there if he did not indeed have the virus. Some suggest he may have dementia but Mr. Giuliani has also refuted this.