BREAKING: New Xbox Smoking is not Defect, it’s Just Cooking You Delicious Meats

Good news for everybody worried about their brand new Xbox Series X catching on fire, turns out that’s completely normal. It’s actually not a defect at all, that’s just your Xbox cooking you up a tasty meal of various meats. Many potential buyers have been skeptical as to the source of the smoking. Many thought it was fake, mostly just kids blowing vape smoke into their consoles. But it’s very real, and it’s very delicious.

A representative from Microsoft said, “We wanted to add a tasty new element to our new console. Now your Xbox will cook you all kinds of meat while you play the new Cyberpunk 2077. Turkey, ham, salami, even bacon! Whatever you’re fancy is, just go to the settings once you turn on the console and select ‘meat production’ , you won’t be disappointed!” This should put a lot of Xbox fans at ease, and maybe even convince those on the fence deciding between the Xbox and Ps5.

No comment yet from Sony as to whether they are offering any sort of meat applications to the Playstation 5.