Trump is Off Facebook for 2 Years, but we Won’t be Happy Until Bumble Bans Him

Former “President” Donald Trump was recently banned from Facebook through 2023, but we here at The Trash Wagon are not yet satisfied. Especially since dating app Bumble hasn’t made a similar move. Really Bumble? Are you really going to allow this man to use your app to incite more riots or have casual hookups with singles in his area?

Some of you may be considering the fact that Donald Trump is married and wouldn’t likely use Bumble. However we all know fidelty as never been this man’s strong suit. He loves having sex with people that aren’t his wife, almost as much as he loves banning muslims from entering our country.

We reached out to Bumble and asked them why they chose not to ban Trump. They did not respond. We tried to ask President Trump for a statement and to see if he does in fact use Bumble, however he’s not on facebook right now and that’s usually how we get in touch with people.