BREAKING: Good Burger Announces it Will Close All Stores in Russia

Well this news doesn’t come as quite a shock seeing as how many companies have already made similar moves, but it looks like Vladimir Putin will have to find a new favorite burger spot. Good Burger announced on Saturday that it will be closing all it stores in Russia to support Ukraine.

“After we saw Mcdonalds make a similar move as well as other companies, we figured it was best not to be the last major chain to make the decision.” said a representative from Good Burger. Unclear yet on how this will effect those in Russia, we tried to contact someone in the Kremlin for an interview but they hung up.

“Dude, I didn’t even know they had a Good Burger in Russia, dude,” said Ed, a Good Burger employee. He went on to tell us that if there was a Good Burger in Russia, that we should be concerned about a possible evil Russian Mondo Burger restaurant developing exploding burgers. We could not substantiate this claim.