Fans Outraged After Discovering Zero Watermelon Videos on Gallagher’s OnlyFans

A Shocking revelation has recently broke about comedian Gallagher. As it turns out he recently started an Onlyfans page as a way to better connect with fans, however many were disapointed to find that not a single posting on the page contains his famous bit of smashing a watermelon.

“It’s outrageous!” said one fan, “I’m not asking for every video to be a watermelon getting absolutely destroyed, but at least a few! I’m not paying 24.99 a month to not see that!” Other fans echoed similar frustrations. Some even took to twitter to ask the comedian if he would at least upload some classic melon smashing vids as pay to veiw experiences, but so far he’s refused.

Unfortunatley for most fans it seems Gallagher’s page will be exclusively nudes and sextapes for the forseable future.