Deepak Chopra Unsure What to do Now That Onlyfans Bans Pornography

Well it’s offical, Onlyfans will no longer allow sexually explicit content, and no suprise it seems to have affected Indian-American author Deepak Chopra the hardest. Deepak, author and alternative medicine advocate, will now have to scramble to find a new website to help keep in touch with his fans and also post gangbang videos.

“This just sucks,” said Gregory, a Chopra fan we recently interveiwed, “Now how am I gonna hear Deepak discuss quantum healing at length or watch him fornicate with three women at the same time!” This seems to be a sentiment shared among all of Chopra’s fans right now.

Deepak has yet to release a statement but he did recently remove a video of him having sex with a man while advocating for hallucinogenic drugs.