We watched every episode of The Floor is Lava and gained nothing from the experience

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Recently my girlfriend and I were bored and looking for something to watch. We turned on Netflix and saw that this new game show was currently sitting at number one on Netflix’s chart or whatever. At first we thought “That looks stupid” and then we watched all of it. Frankly I’m not sure why. We spent a good portion of the time cringing at the contestants or the horrible jokes made by the host, a man named Rutledge Wood. That’s right, this dudes name is Rutledge, and he’s a real person. Here’s a picture of what a person named Rutledge Wood looks like:

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Yep, that goofy looking boy. He’s sort of of a dog wished to be a real boy, this man is delighted by literally everything. I mean he’s probably a great guest. I bet he always asks if he can help out, he probably starts cleaning stuff for you after the party is over, because this guy for sure stays the entire time, just look at him.

But I digress, my point with this article was really just to tell you quite frankly I have no idea why I watched all of The Floor is Lava on Netflix. I didn’t learn any useful knowledge, except maybe to be more careful if I’m ever leaping from my bed to my dresser. Unfortunately I just don’t foresee that ever happening. Was I perhaps entertained by this program? I really can’t say. I’d like to say, but when I really think about it, it’s impossible to say. However would I recommend it to you the reader? That’s also gonna be a hard maybe. There’s a couple times where a truly annoying person gets decked in the face so maybe give it a shot.

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