Father’s Day Haikus

That’s right baby, it’s Sunday. Please enjoy these Father’s Day themed haikus if you’re a dad or if you just feel like it.

It’s always a tie

I don’t need another tie

A tie is no gift

A wanted a drill

A nice new Dewalt screw gun

I got Ryobi

I don’t want a dog

And yet we have a dog now

He is my best friend

I told a great joke

They never appreciate

Why do I bother

I bought him a toy

He always wants another

Get a job my dude

The garage was safe

So I stepped in normally

Damn those Lego bricks